Theodore Wallbanger

Interviews

Q&A With Theodore Wallbanger
In October of 2025, DUMBO Press published Smile Central. The author has remained anonymous, working under the pseudonym Theodore Wallbanger. This is our attempt to learn more about the man behind the mask. DUMBO Press: Can you share a little bit about Smile Central, and what the publication of this …

Short Stories

boomerang
Josef performed as a spry 79-year-old social drinker. The town of Chico considered him a local hero because he owned the only pale ale refrigerated pipeline ever installed running from Sierra Nevada Brewery into Josef’s vast animal sanctuary.
SHROOMSGIVING
“In the turkey? You put them in the bloody turkey?” Quail (named for the species) railed into Tavi with seasoned oven mitts smashing delicately against his creamy pearl skin suit.
Smile Central (a selection)
Welcome to our three-part documentary series. This is a special feature that we are offering in my birthday month.

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