Theodore Wallbanger

Josef performed as a spry 79-year-old social drinker. The town of Chico considered him a local hero because he owned the only pale ale refrigerated pipeline ever installed running from Sierra Nevada Brewery into Josef’s vast animal sanctuary.

“In the turkey? You put them in the bloody turkey?” Quail (named for the species) railed into Tavi with seasoned oven mitts smashing delicately against his creamy pearl skin suit.