Scat!

“McDonalds”
She made a meal out of his kids, while the cum burned up in her belly.
“Earnest Drinks the Kool-Aid”
JoJo Ballsack was emblazoned on the bar, because her motor boating and foot in mouth disease were legendary.
“Downtown”
His noodle-grooving catfish hunting hillbilly
grandpa watched the pickpockets from on high, while the naked fashion models across the way drove around johns to old-world workers.
“Rats!”
I saw a mouse come up to me, then scurry away, so I laid a trap and left. When I got back, the poor thing was doing upward dog push-ups, and fighting for its life. So I unclamped it, and set it outside, which probably only prolonged its suffering. After it gasped its last breath, I watched it get consumed by ants.
“Embellish the Blemishes”
His skin was light, his soul was dark, and he said that picking whiteheads and blackheads from his face was how he meditates on the Tao Te Ching. Then, after eating a deep fried county fair Oreo, she said, “Tell me your flaws, then let us embrace.”