Dating Me Is Like

  
dating Tom Wambsgans 
if he worked at Famous 
Footwear and had to walk 
to work, and sometimes 
made noises at birds. they 
just stand there and look 
at me with their tilted heads 
while I make weird noises 
with my mouth. they don’t 
seem to be afraid of me 
but they also aren’t afraid 
of flying, they got that shit 
down lol. but I’m afraid 
of flying and I’m also kind 
of afraid of me. I looked 
into their eyes and decided 
I believe in god so that’s 
why I put “spiritual” on 
my profile in case you were 
wondering